newvagabond

newvagabond:

jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Holy shit, queen ants can live to be 30 years old? What the fuck. Why do cats only get an average of like 15 years and a queen ant gets to be old enough to regret her college major and get married.

I read that some worker ants can live 1 - 3 years.

Some worker ants can outlive your pet rat.

What the fuck?

Right?

Also like, okay.

So that means there are possibly queen ants on this earth right now that were born in the early mid 80’s. That are older than me.

ANTS FROM THE 80’s.

SCREAMS AT COMPUTER SCREEN.

bewwbs:

polutropeli:

If you don’t think she’s the cutest puppy in the world, you’re wrong.

I fucking hate my life I want a fuckin puppy

CAN’T SLEEP WATCHIN’ THIS RAD VIDEO OF ANTS UP CLOSE

Sometimes ya just gotta squish the foot. #opie #cats #videos #paws

oobii:

im screaming i found a car on cl that’s way out of my range but it’s one of my dream cars so i took a look at it

and the license plate is just ‘why’

highkey-pansexual:

shit like this makes no fucking sense like amiyah is one of the prettiest models ive ever seen but yall are so hung up on the fact that shes trans that yall bitter asses are gonna stay making fun of her like shes out there doing shit with her life and she looking good as hell while youre sitting at home making fun of her over the internet like do you not understand how your entire existence is irrelevant likkkkke?

zephra85 replied to your post: I went to church snowboarding camp wit…

On a lighter, slightly off-tangent note, ‘church snowboarding camp’ is a sentence I never thought I’d see.

Haha, well my friend’s church was doing that so she called me and was like COME SNOWBOARDING. We ended up totally getting lost at the mountain and just people-watching for a few hours after we kicked our asses trying to snowboard. We went to a Christian summer island camp thing too, for maaany years. xD; I mean. I don’t think most of the kids went for the religious aspect of it, but it was a YMCA thing so.